i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
this actually isn’t really jealous at all… but i hope you like it anyway????
rated e for eternity
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Sometimes when you reach for the stars, you end up getting burnt—so Yoongi thinks as he broods over just how long he’s already spent brooding over you. And it’s getting out of hand—really, Namjoon is the one reminding him to eat and sleep and that’s saying something considering.
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tao is so fucking off the chain. sure suho got a little smth smth but tao probably wipes his ass with gucci toilet paper. he probably picks his nose and finds a few diamonds up there. when he fingers oh sehun he’s all like “oh so this is where i left the keys to my maserati!”
that last fucking line.